Welcome to the Mother Ship of amateur comedy writing! (Amateur means we don't pay you to do it.)
This is where the original Uncyclopedia wound up. You might as well pick a user name. We have no "partners" that want to sell you stuff. Giving your email simply lets you recover your password; we don't send spam. Uncyclopedians get a talk page, private edit area, and a welcome, maybe, if you actually edit; and we won't de-platform you for your views, if they're funny.
Template:Adopter
{{Adopter}} results in:
 | This user is a filthy paedo and tried to bugger someone. |
This template is for when a new user has been adopted by an experienced editor. It will automatically add them to Category:Uncyclopedians who have adopted in Adopt-A-Noob and Category:Uncyclopedians involved with Adopt-A-Noob.
This template is used for the user adoption process. When this template is added to the adopter's user page, be sure to put a corresponding {{Adoptee}} on the adoptee's user page.