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User:Suresh/Teenage inversal
A waterproof method for reasoning. Together with the Russian reversal and Your Problem it constitutes the Holy Trinity of unreason.
The structure of this debate method is to construct an anti-thesis by adding a contradictive statement as a argumentatio to the original thesis, the narratio, as follows.
I am sure you are going to delete this page - not.
As many teenage parent has discovered, this argumentation has a quite hypnotic effect, and effectively ends the discussion - leaving the option to the carrier of the thesis to carry out his opinion with other means - or just leave it be.