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Talk:Trench warfare
Really, this is boring. No offense, just my opinion. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:21, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
I like this article and think it's about as good as Colonel. But, author (Dexter?): do you mean "ignoramuses" not "ignorances"? And "longbows firing archers, spearmen piking catapults" is a bit obscure. Fire away, I'm already running. --Unlaw 03:50, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
- The author is Nachlader, not Dexter. —Pelozurian (talk) 03:52, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
- Paizuri: I undid (and removed 'Dexter?' from my previous) because I had only made a mistaken supposition and you had put me right, so that, I thought, our 'conversation' cancelled itself out and did nothing for anyone else. I leave this to your wise judgment. --Unlaw 04:18, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
- ...Huh? It's no problem, really. I just thought that you thought Dexter wrote the article. I hope you didn't interpret my statement as being angry... —Pelozurian (talk) 04:46, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
- Not at all, old chap. --Unlaw 18:38, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
- Dexter: Okay. Unlaw: "Social ignorances" works fine for me. "longbows firing archers, etc" is preceeded by "Shining knights in armour". At a closer glance the words are just put in the wrong order, just an intended effect, but not surprised if it goes over heads or helmets. -- 12:29, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
- Nachlader: alas, at very close glancing they just ping off my helmet as all I can see is words in the wrong order - or wrong words, since an arrow is shot not fired. Hence, I think, either these bits don't manage to be funny or I don't. They just distract and it would be better to reload them. --Unlaw 23:14, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
+Examples[edit]
Spanish-american war - first usage of bard wire, Russo-Japaneese war first large (several hundred km) trench system that predecessed WW1 positional fronts.