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Talk:Things you're supposed to be doing instead of visiting Uncyclopedia
Feel free to add legit activities, I'd prefer it not be "visiting a porn site" I wan't it to legit activities, but as it's wiki, I really can't make the rules can I?--slack 13:46, 28 Apr 2005 (EDT)
Wow, you sure spent alot of time editing Uncyclopedia! Oh if you need something to do, some guy posted Things you're supposed to be doing instead of visiting Uncyclopedia. Oh wait, that was you.
- llooll.—Lenoxus 16:53, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
with the learn another language should be cuantos idiomas SABE, not conocer. (conocer is to know people/places)
I think it should be "We doesn't need no education", I think it would be funnier. I don't know though, so someone give their opinion on this? --Sakrotac 18:57, 1 July 2008 (UTC) (PS sorry if i did this wrong it's my first time :p)
- Considering "We don't need no education" was wrong due to it being a double-negative... --User:SanDemonMax/sig.js 13:19, July 25, 2011 (UTC)