Talk:Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you.

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OK, so what's the deal with this not being in the Mainspace yet eh? If you get it to show up on new pages, that's just about the best way I know to advertise the page, and attract edits from the community. Don't be one of those dudes who leaves everything in user space for ages... Please? Get it out there in the wide world so it gets some input before it's VFH'd... Pee Review is OK, but what you need are real edits! ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:41, Jul 17

There's a "new pages" page? I'm not actually even familiar with that... I actually have quite a few serviceable articles in userspace right now because I've sort of been waiting until I'm satisfied with them. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:05, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
{{recent}}   Le Cejak <1:14, 17 Jul 2008>
Also... Special:Newpages It's linked from the top of Recent changes! When ever a new page is created in the mainspace it ends up on newpages, and in my experience that's generally the time pages get the most edits... I don't think we put things into {{recent}} until they are in the mainspace... Also, maybe I need to turn over a new leaf regarding my spelling... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:22, Jul 17
Well, I'll be damned. I'm also curious how it is that Cajek manages to see absolutely everything I do. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:23, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
  Le Cejak <1:26, 17 Jul 2008>
Special:Recentchanges!!!!!!!!!!! . He also has your home bugged. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:27, Jul 17
  Le Cejak <1:30, 17 Jul 2008>

1 thing; I FUCKING HATE THOSE FAUX 1950's pictures, they are so fucking pretentious and unfunny. Have you seen the oops I accidentally threw a bottle at your face one... hear that? hear that? sure you do, it's the sound of NO ONE LAUGHING. However this article was pretty good. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:31, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

You do have a point. I put that picture there because I couldn't think of anything else. Honestly, I didn't consider this article quite done, as evidenced by the fact that it contains almost no links... well, I'll do some hasty work on it today. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:32, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
Actually the little fucker works quite well in here simply because of it's shear annoyingness (that better be a word
--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:35, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
I suppose we could consider that a bonus "fuck you" directed specifically at you... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:48, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

What about the ubiquitous iPod Touch[edit]

Always ready to increase the power of the "fuck you" Apple computers released a music and video player that after you'd purchased it for hundreds of dollars WOULDN'T EVEN TURN ON until you had also purchased hundreds more dollars worth of computer equipment to connect it to and installed the proprietary software. LordWolf 06:05, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

The animation in the headphones pic...[edit]

...is nothing short of great, made in such a basic technique. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 05:45, 26 September 2008 (UTC)

congratulations[edit]

this page makes into the extreamly rare ' funny and not just stupid' category AND actualy has a reasobable point. whoever made it can give themselves a round of applaus.

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