Talk:Streets of Laredo
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- As I walked out in the streets of Uncyclopedia
- As I walked out in Uncyclopedia one day,
- I spied a young user, all wrapped in IP linen
- Wrapped up in IP linen and loud as Dice Clay.
- "I see by your outfit, that you are a user."
- These words he did say as I slowly walked by.
- "Come sit down beside me and hear my sad story,
- For I'm blocked, and today I must eat pie."
- "'Twas once in the saddle I used to go trolling,
- 'Twas once in the saddle I used to go gay.
- First down to Socky's, and then to the Puppy-house,
- Got blocked in the breast, and I'm eating pie today."
- "Oh, beat the cowbell slowly and play the noob lowly,
- And play the penquin's march as you carry me a thong
- Take me to VFD, and lay the no votes o'er me,
- For I'm a young user and I know I've done wrong."
- "Get six jolly users to carry my stories,
- Get six pretty whores to bear up my cock.
- Put bunches of roses all over my user page
- Roses to smell up the IPs as they flock."
- "Then swing your rope slowly and rattle your spurs lowly,
- And give a wild whoop as you carry me along;
- And in VFD throw me and roll the votes o'er me.
- For I'm a young user and I know I've done wrong."
- "Go bring me a cup, a cup of warm whiskey.
- To tingle my parched lips", the user then said.
- Before I returned, he had logged out,
- And gone to VFD - the user was Fredd.
- We beat the cowbell slowly and played the noob lowly,
- And bitterly laughed as we tore him a new thong.
- For we love our comrade, so brave, young and handsome,
- We all love our comrade, although he'd done wrong.