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Talk:Smokey the Bear
You really need to click on the image. Try it, you'll like it. --Repairman Jack 17:15, 3 Jun 2005 (UTC)
Spooner, you can't "make someone gay" when they already are gay. --Marcos Malo 02:40, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
--Bill O'Reilly is gay? Now I don't have to feel weird jerking off to his show! --Spooner 02:53, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)