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Talk:Season
Nincompoops! Everyone knows that fall comes between Autumn and Winter. You know, that dreary season after the leaves have fallen off the trees and there is yet to be snow on the ground. It occurs roughly from the day after Halloween (All Pissant's day) to the day after Thanksgiving (Black Friday). These dates are given for New England, and specifically for Boston, as it is the Hub of the Universe (we have a pendulum to prove it).
CRAZY AMERICAN! Everyone knows that Thanksgiving is BEFORE Hallowe'en! (at least in Soviet Canuckistan) And there are two seasons: Winter, and July. --70.29.37.90 20:01, January 10, 2010 (UTC)