Talk:Pensacola, Florida

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I cannot allow this well-written masterpiece to stand. I have been personally OFFENDED and I ,an angry single mother on a christian forum, have had my RIGHTS VIOLATED. You VILE FIENDS have DEFILED my beautiful home-town. I am MORBIDLY SHOCKED you would ever VICIOUSLY LUNGE at my home-town of Pensacola.

But seriously, I wasn't expecting to stumble upon this article while trying to search for an article on Jacksonville, Florida, which I can confirm is worse than drinking any amount of Diet Dr. Pepper.Gentlemannofhats,of Deprecasmania 00:09, August 31, 2017 (UTC)

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