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Talk:Nick
nick loves tiana
no he dosnt. he likes paige
nooo im pretty sure he loves tiana.
paige is like..... part of me
senesitive side....awww.
at least i have one
sure...gay much?
tiana has a penis
humm like you....i dont. (^:
whatev. mine is like at least 3 feet long
haha yea right. more like 3 inches...
like 3 yards. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yea right you wish!
i dont have to wish
your like 2 inches. paige told me!
thats not what she gonna say after we do it. she hasnt had a taste of my foot-long yet.
yea right...foot long? are you talking and making up for what you dont have?
i dont have to talk up anything
really cause it sounds like your a little insecure..
yea i know how long it realy is, to bad no one will ever know....besides paige
&&YOUR MOM!
and your mom
yeah && she told me that you werent a foot long...more like an inch.
THE GAY KID WITH NO FRIENDS