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Talk:Need for Speed
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This is the first mission. The player is now a second level Addict. Players will be tasked with many subsequent missions, including robbing the house of a rich and prominent aristocrat named Bob Ford. This is a controversial topic, as Bob Ford resembles Rob Ford, being obese, Caucasian, and perpetually sunburnt. Rob Ford issued a statement on July 27, 1995, that was not officially directed at Need For Speed but seemed to be related, due to the following passage: "I am an honest man, and I respect the fact that I am fat and usually high, so realistic depictions of me in video games, art, and literature do not particularly make me angry.". EA has not commented on this. Rocketsled (talk) 22:57, August 11, 2014 (UTC)