Talk:Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

CRAB BATTLE!

24.250.3.55 18:02, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

God damnit! I haven't yet played Metal Gear Solid 4! Thank you, UNCYCLOPEDIA for ruining my life!

== Prolouge and credits. ==

==I'M SICK OF THESE MUTHA FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MUTHA FUCKIN' PLANE!!==

Why don't you do something about them? Like trap them or shoot them or-

Eat them?

Not really what I would have in mind, but-

No, eating snakes is the manly way. Come on, you try one.

But won't it bite me?

No, we're over soviet airspace.

Ah, I must be safe. (Because in Soviet Airspace, YOU eat snake!) Allrighty, here goes.

[Is bitten by black mamba and promplty dies]

Oops, maybe I was wrong.

can I just congratulate whoevers idea it was to hide some text in white, I knew someone would have done as soon as I saw the text in yellow, thats what I like about unclyclopedia