Talk:Manchester United Football Club

fuck this

uncyclopedia is a funny site, good stuff, but this page about Manchester United is fucking disgusting. A team with so much class, not to mention the best in the premier league, should not be shit on like it is here. Fuck all of you guys.

Glory, glory Man United!!!!!!!!!!!!

-BARNES —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 75.85.90.192 (talk • contribs)

Then... Why not work on the article? We are all lazy ass's just like you! Go edit it! MrN  Fork you! 00:41, Mar 4http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Talk:Manchester_Red_Sox_Ltd.&action=edit&section=new

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Hey stop crying about, you no its true hahahah

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leave the fucking munich stuff out you fucking heartless losers

Who are you talking to? Edit the article, and stop yer pointless bitching on the talk page. MrN  Fork you! 22:07, Jun 3

i say leave the munich stuff in that way we can laugh at the when they get stabbed up by a crack head!

I SAY U UNCYCLOPEDIA ARE A BUNCH OF WHITE LIVERPOOL SUPPORTING PIGS...RUN AWAY TO ASIA WHEN URE KARMA VISITS YOU.... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 117.204.131.38 (talk • contribs) 04:31, August 20, 2012

What's a Liverpool?                                • Puppy's talk page • 07:09 20 Aug

Get over it

Get over it precious , Mank utd are are bunch of homosexual teabaggers. Old Trafford is after all, known as the GAY CAPITAL of the north, just ask any scouser. The sooner you realise that you are suppressing your homosexual urges, the quicker you will realise what Manchester utd really stands for . After all, they are the only football team in the country with a youth feltching academy.

guys, just tried to format the team section, cant get it 2 work, HELP!!!!!--Tubbsy 04:34, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

Why the fuck has this been locked?!?!

I agree with BARNES and agree about the Munich stuff to you sick, heartless tossers! And for your information MrN, we cant edit it because it is locked so cannot be edited! UN-FUCKING-LOCK IT!

Fuck all you guys who are so sad you insult the dead!!! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Taylor8294 (talk • contribs)

1. Sign your posts using 4 tildes (~~~~)
2. The page is protected to stop unregistered users editing it. Now you have an account you should be able to edit it in a day or so
3. Saying things like "UN-FUCKING-LOCK IT!" instead of asking politely isn't really the best way to get something done
4. The page is locked because of the massive amount of vandalism it attracts. Man U ar the biggest team in the country and are loved and loathed in eqial measure, so the page attracts shitloads of people either wanting to write "Rooney is teh ghey lol" or "I luv Ronaldo". Semi protecting the page stops the worst of that, so the semi protection stays
5. I'm not impressed by Munich chants and so forth, so I'd be happy to see that removed, but on the other hand, what's there is a lot milder than I was expecting to see
6. ???
7. Profit! --UU - natter 14:36, Mar 22

Fergie

On 18 October 2007, UEFA was flipping through TV channels late one night and saw an interview with Sir Alex Ferguson about a game they recently lost to Ipswich Notlob Bolton. He was furiously ranting about Rafa Benitez's fat ass but was cut-off by the interviewer for saying Bollocks too many times, upon which Ferguson began making sexual gestures to the interviewer for denying his clear right to free speech. UEFA was furious. After a quick nap, UEFA held an emergency summit with the G8 over Ferguson's actions. Two years later, The summit ultimately decided to scratch off 10 years of EPL experience from his resume, thus losing his title as longest running Premiere League manager to roommate Mark Hughes.

This resulted in Sir Alex being de-knighted by the queen, and having Manchester relegated to the Mongolian Premier League.216.254.210.115 22:42, 19 August 2009 (UTC)

Man utd is faggot club for glory hunters.