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Talk:Magic Pantheism
I consider this to be the greatest explanation of any religion ever written. Kudos, and a bag of pretzels. --The Acceptable 
Cainad 
(Fnord) 06:13, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
- ...and a bag of pretzels? Truly, you've warmed the cockles of my heart. Pretzels do that. Kudos to you, for the cockles warming. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:22, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
- I knew that major in Cockles' Studies would pay off someday. --The Acceptable
Cainad 
(Fnord) 20:56, 22 September 2007 (UTC)
- I'm still waiting for my major to pay off. I graduated manga cum kinder in finger painting, before heading off to take the art world by storm. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:00, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
- I knew that major in Cockles' Studies would pay off someday. --The Acceptable
Whoever made this article, he surely saw that it was good. And I agree. Have you considered rewriting the whole bible? Because you, Sir, have the potential to make it very funny.--Discombobulator (talk) 20:15, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
- It's already very funny. The 'begets'? That's golden! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc!