Talk:Haiku

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brilliant! ;) Metaphysical 10:09, 4 Mar 2005 (EST)

Are you people serious?[edit]

How can anyone consider this an uncyclopedia article? Write the whole thing in Haiku! Supermariorobot 02:00, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

And then it could be added to Category:Pages that look like the things they're about

Article Format[edit]

This whole article

Should be written in Haikus

Because that's very cool. --Little Jimmy 02:11, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

I don't really think
that it's a good idea go
suck my balls Jimmy. --BiT 12:56, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
I beg forgiveness,
my rudeness swells like ocean
say sorry like lake. --BiT 12:58, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
No answer you give,
a small turkey is bigger
than Little Jimmy. --BiT 14:23, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
While waiting for you,
checked out user page I did
I wait, you seem nice. ^_^ --BiT 14:27, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
To boredom I've sunk,
like a pebble on water
I may sink to death. --BiT 14:29, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
What may end us all,
but tunnels through which we drive
you just have to stop. --BiT 14:31, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
If you don't mind me,
the last line in your Haiku
was one syl. too long. --BiT 14:33, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
Oh damn my Haiku
Was a sylable too long
I cocked up again.--Little Jimmy 00:02, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
Suck balls I will not
I do not like the bad taste
And I am not gay--Little Jimmy 00:02, 20 July 2007 (UTC)
But I still think that
Hiakus would be the best choice
For this article--Little Jimmy 00:02, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

please?[edit]

Can someone add a few haikus to the 7-Up article? Aditya Kabir 17:31, 23 November 2008 (UTC)