Talk:Guitar

Needs Humor

This page has been pointed out as lacking in humor. I would appreciate it if someone else made an effort to work on this page as I only made this page out of boredom and was not attempting to be funny but to create information that was not true. PhantomBPR.

I'd attempt to make it funny if it weren't locked.-- Neelo999

Yes

This page sucks.

No

People like you cause me to become stressed, and when I am stressed I create pages like this. Sex Rules yo! ~PhantomBPR.

Herman Lee Sucks

Marty Friedman could play rings around that cunt

They both suck. --Roman Dog Bird 16:57, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

Fuck both of you, and you spelled his name wrong nigger. Anyone who hates DragonForce sucks

Rewrite?

A while back I stuck a few paragraphs into this article to see if it spawned a better article. It... worked... to an extent... it needs an overhaul I think... anyone with a sense of humour that can do this, and not make more than one Herman Li joke... please... I have too short of an attention span to rewrite this damn thi - OMG A BIRDIE! sleepygamer 22:56, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Are there still "jokes" about that untalented twat on the page? I don't think I've ever read the whole article, and it doesn't look like a piece of shit, but yeah, perhaps it does need a rewrite. I keep reverting that one thing about bass guitars since some people seem to have a stick up their ass about how bass is for pussies and the guitar is so rad (I like both by the way, thank you very much), but even that should be changed since it overly praises the bass guitar. And Herman Li sucks. No need to make jokes about him. Prevent people from adding anything to the page about how awesome he is. Because he isn't. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:49, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

I'm gonna C+P this page to my user box and arse about with it for a while. Some parts are funny, for example the Guitargasm has a great concept... I'll see what I can do! sleepygamer 23:06, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Okay I'm gonna put up my version of the page, and submit it to Pee Review for helpful comments. It IS incomplete, so after it gets reviewed, please do helpful edits. And yes, I did use Herman Li jokes. Untalentless twat. sleepygamer 00:26, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Good job.

Thanks! ^.^ sleepygamer 05:45, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

You Suck

Congratulations. You officially screwed up this page. It's not funny anymore, I hope you realise that. Maybe you should start again, because seriously dude, when i edited this page, it was about a gazillion times better than this piece of crap you have turned the page into. I'm ashamed to look at this page now, man. SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!

SHAME ON YOU!!!!!

-- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 13:52, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

Frankie, I almost pissed myself when I saw that image. Kudos on the shits n giggles! sleepygamer 01:34, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks. I find that image to be one of the funniest that I've ever seen. And, obviously, it's just so appropriate. :) -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:33, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

And Fambi... We are forgetting to sign our posts aren't we? Anyway, in response to, "It's not funny anymore", I'd just like to say I've gotten more positive responses than negative. Also, Nobody Cares. sleepygamer 01:34, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

I was going to read this article before I saw that baby cry. Now I have to do something else. Talking Heads were right! Never listen to electric guitar! (Sobbing into distance..)

I agree!!!!!

Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:28, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

ME THREE!!!

sleepygamer 04:33, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

ME FOUR!

lolz

me? 20 mins!

WHY THE HECK IS MY NAME ON THERE TWICE? who the heck puts a user for 20 mins on immedeatly? --Raiespio 21:40, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

You're just an innocent victim of the {{USERNAME}} template. sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 22:22, Mar 29

quotes

In my humble opinion, that quote ("TWANG") sucks ass. This was the best quote ever:

“And this is how you make a guitar sound like a dying giraffe mating with a bowling alley.”

~ Tom Morello on his guitar somehow

mmmeeeeehhhhhh...blahblah

omg

lil wayn eis teh best guitarist EVAHH!!!!1!!one!!!111! zo much better dan jimy page

Guitar hero?

Hmm. Random thought, under the list of guitar types, what if someone adds a point about the plastic GH guitars? Y'know, joke around a bit, maybe talk about how GH players are "obviously" more skilled than regular guitarists? Immense sarcasm intended. There's also quite a bit about the "popularity" of the types, so, maybe a mention of it's popularity among youtubers? I dunno. Random Person

Go for it! This is the wiki that anyone can edit, so you're welcome to try and improve it.                                • Puppy's talk page • 12:06 05 Mar 2013