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Talk:Fifty shades of grey
I think the title has to be 51 shades of grey, because the colour of the borders seems quite grey to me, but hey, who cares? R7 (NL) 15:52, November 3, 2012 (UTC)
After careful consideration, I believe that the colors span from black to white, which I find deceptive. Now please chain me and tell I'm your sub. Oops, your username can't be more than 50 (talk) 23:45, May 5, 2015 (UTC)