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Talk:External combustion engine
Ahem[edit]
If this were a non-satirical site, I might point out that an external combustion engine is a rocket engine... --Darwin of suburbia 08:52, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Brilliant[edit]
This has got to be my favourite article on Uncyclopedia. Kudos to the writers. --216.99.51.185 02:24, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
stupid[edit]
Darwin of suburbia is apparently super intelligent. because all of us dumb dumbs are looking at this "non-satirical" website. which is a very stupid thing to say, because one who uses the word "satirical" is trying to prove that he knows words, and just to put "non" before it, makes you seem like YOU KNOW NOTHING! NO SHIT IT IS A ROCKET ENGINE BITCH!