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Talk:Eurovision Song Contest
Ukraine[edit]
I always find great pleasure in discovering that my articles are closer to the truth than I realise. While I knew that Ukraine's winning entrant from a few years back, Ruslana, got involved in the Orange Revolution, I had no idea that music in Ukraine was as political as this when I created a pro-Russian Eurovision entrant. They'd already had one last year!
Rock stars play lead role in Ukraine poll
-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 16:59, 30 September 2007 (UTC)
- Dear god is this funny. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
12:25, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Is "ado" misspelled as "adieu" intentionally or not? I really can't tell! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 16:10, 21 May 2008
- Oops. I'd always thought it was adieu. It's the sort of phrase that you never really see written down. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 13:23, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
this is awesome
however, more countries would be great
Nothing from the Dutch?[edit]
Did the Dutch not make the cut? 71.236.96.230 14:33, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
- I did briefly consider making the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia entry Dutch. The pig roasting bit just sounded funnier to me in a a Dutch accent. However, the song was more reminiscent of the dramatic Balkan performance pieces. I don't feel there's any real defining characteristic about Dutch Eurovision entries to latch onto. If I was going to add more entries (although 10 is more than enough) there'd be a Greek party song or a rubbish piece of Spanish flamenco-pop. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 15:28, 24 May 2008 (UTC)
Poland[edit]
You forgot Poland...
It is not in Europe[edit]
Israel, luckily for europeans, ask palestinias for further information (if there is still someone alive)