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Talk:Drake of the 99 Dragons
Nice work at the beginning paragraphs Epic, I like your prose; it's much better than mine. You want me to keep chucking ideas down, or are you happy? I noticed some mixing up of present and past tense, probably my fault as I write articles in the past tense. Again, can go in and fix that with a light copy-edit if you want (I would go to present tense as you have). EStop 
⚓ 08:08, October 21, 2015 (UTC)