Talk:Dr Frank von Arschebaum

His surname loosely translates as Arse-branch or Arse-tree. I chose the second half of his surname coz baum sounds a little like bum, hence arse-bum.

Purpose

To be very stupid but funny and parody mad scientists.

Disclaimer

Not all Germans speak English as badly as this. In fact, most Germans I know who also speak English do so very consciously despite their accents. It is very rare for a German to speak English as badly as I am parodying.

Austrians are another matter entirely (joke).

Note to Site Mods

If you feel that this is better served as an Unbook do not hesitate to move it, but please give me a link to the new address.

Speling

Die welt, not der wald. As in 'Heute Deutchland, morgens die welt!'. Such a shame for Hitler to be misquoted! *Sigh*. Next people will be taking the piss out of Pat Robertson.

Rather charmed by the rest of this, though. I'd leave that laboratory a few of your earth minutes, but that's only because I felt like shitting myself. Plus I just misspelled deutschland. Man am I in trouble

I corrected die Welt SirCabhán ap Ailil Unseelie Knight, Ordo: Knights of the Silver Dragon & Les Amoureaux 04:16, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

More suggestions

Blood loss is repeated twice, and the first one's funnier. Maybe 'with only mild corneal damage' or something. I wish I was funny. Myocardialinfarction 00:03, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

You mean mild dermal damage. Corneal refers to the eyes, dermal refers to the skin. But yes, I take your point and will edit accordingly. SirCabhán ap Ailil Unseelie Knight, Ordo: Knights of the Silver Dragon & Les Amoureaux 04:16, September 30, 2009 (UTC)