Talk:Demographics of Australia

Those figgures for how many different types of australians there are is so off, there are so many more Asian australians than there are yuppies. and your area on yuppies is all wrong, yuppy stands for young urbanised professional, not DUMB SHIT! But thanks for the whole thing, very good laugh.

Lame

This whole thing reads like it was written by someone who was extremely drunk. I would edit it but I don't know where to start. no, you are wrong, everything here is so right it's scary. Australians are so thick it's scary- and I lived there for 8 years, thankgod I'm out of that place

• Going native. To do so you must be drunk. :B But hey, thanks for bringing the totally necessary hate comments to a joke page. Makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 120.146.143.253‎ (talk • contribs)

STUPID

What kind of immature person wrote this? Aside from being untrue, it is also racist. --61.69.150.196 21:24, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

So go fix it. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:43, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Or, as I like to say, Thank you for your suggestion! When you feel an article needs fixin', please feel obligated to make whatever changes you feel are needed, (even though they'll probably be reverted 5 seconds later). Uncyclopedia is a wiki, so almost anyone can edit almost any article by almost simply following the edit link almost at the top. You don't even need to log in in most cases! (Although there are some reasons why you might like to...) The Uncyclopedia Cabal encourages you to be italic. Don't worry too much about making honest mistakes—they're likely to be found and corrected quickly, and your 6 month ban will fly by faster than you think. If you're not sure how editing works, check out proper wiki formatting, or use the sandbox to try out your vandalizing skills. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:03, Sep 5