Talk:Boobs

		This article was nominated for deletion on September 28, 2007. The result of the discussion was Keep.

Only known perfect boobs

MEOW!!!

The above statement is useless without pics. RiNSpy 16:13, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Pic plz. Zombieninja666

PICS NAO! Junta Chan 00:09, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Google Images Found her: Page --84.171.150.98 16:52, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Jessica Alba

What sort of uncyclopedic website is this, where facts are verified through pictures taken with obviously faulty equipment? An image of Jessica Alba is shown, taken by a notably poor quality imager that depicts parts of her derrier as rather non-hot! Either the submitter accidentally forgot to add some sort of gauge to the text to inform the viewer that the spectrum is using units only applicable to Alba, whereby even "less hot" is greatly above actual human potential... (highly doubtful, considering it was her *posterior* being defamed!) or this obviously erroneous image should be removed..

Fuck Yuck

This just proves how low life and sex deprived some uncyclopedia/wikipedia/slore-factory peeople are. Nothing is funny, its just the thought of seeing boobs for the first time (we all know they dont have no hope of getting a girlfriend like this! And their mom is taken) that pleases them. The only reason I found this is because it was linked to 'eyes' in a Naruto page (hehehe, NO). No pun intended, "take it off", "take it off" before femienist come and sue your asses. Just as a females, giving you a heads up.

I know exactly what part of the Naruto article you're talking about. Why do you kid yourself? You know what REALLY makes that character popular. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author_{(alliteration affords additional awesome)} 04:10, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Are you referring to the pictures, or the entire article? --THE 19:25, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Huffing

Can I huff this page? It is a excuse to show boobs on Uncyclopedia. --124.181.248.118 06:48, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

No, you cannot huff this page, because you aren't an admin, and you therefore have no authority to do so whatsoever! HA HA HA HA HA!!!! --THE 20:25, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

titty fucking

Should be added, it is one of the main purposes of tits

Yeah, wimin are just objects, eh? YEAH BRAH!!!!! *cock slap* -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:03, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

OMG

OMG this is perverted but funny just take the frontal female nudity off, please!!! LOL Bonne Nuit Bijou 21:59, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

You wanna see my wife, Pat, naked? --Dimpy 19:28, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

Too bad he's been obeyed (except for the guy's frontal nudity) --80.74.119.18 7:44, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Why is this in userspace?=

Why is this in userspace? --Mnb'z 05:40, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

fetish in main article space

get that fucking fetish off of the most viewed article on uncyclopedia. it is under: girl reciving boobs 184.91.122.179 19:02, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

Proof sexism is wrong!

As a woman, I would say that I'm more mature and smarter than most of the "men" that visit this page. I'm not sexist, just according to many of the pages here, which include sexual jokes, profound mammary fetish, and sexism. In fact many of you aren't mature enough to be "men". You are actually boys. I don't focus on shopping, shoes, etc. I don't spend all my time in a kitchen. Majority of my time is spent at work. You boys are so sexist. Also, your brain is mostly composed of sexism, breasts, sex, and watching sports on TV. I've met other males who are mature and have good personalities. No wonder why you don't have a girlfriend. --GLaDOS 02:35, April 25, 2011

Meh

Needs more boob. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:13, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

If anyone objects well, I won't bother then! MrN  Fork you! 17:51, Feb 9

I object because I get the plays of words on different dialects of American English, British English, and Australian English. DJ Mixerr 18:01, February 20, 2012 (UTC) (talk)(contributions)