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Talk:Baidu
Good one. In fact, I actually wrote that in on Baidu and it said "根据相关法律法规和政策，部分搜索结果未予显示。". This translates to:
According to the relevant laws, regulations and policies, some search results are not displayed. No, really. -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 01:37, August 28, 2012 (UTC)