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Talk:Anaheim Ducks
Try to alter your Ducks Jersey, the one that reads "Hiller #1" on the back...by marking a line on the first 'l' to a 't'. HEIL Hitler! Keep ice hockey as white as the ice they play on. At least the great white hope left in the OC, in the words of Eric Cartman: "there are too many minorities"...in my home county". + 71.102.12.55 01:33, October 3, 2010 (UTC)