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I do get it. 71.220.213.101 23:09, 26 October 2008 (UFC)
Me neither Ad.sell 17:22, 27 November 2008 (UFC)
censor this page already! WHY?
Wow, some of the 'jokes' on here are horrible. Flying dad fart? I didn't laugh my ass off. Accordion Theif T 16:34, 11 January 2009 (UFC)
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come on censor already i want to read all of this ****
First off, nice spelling, sir. Second off, the only thing that is censored is the name of the guy who never existed. That's all. You don't know it's just the name of the blur. You aren't missing a thing.98.225.32.167 19:09, 24 January 2009 (UFC)