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Meanwhile, in Los Angeles, a photography class was taking place. "We're artists!" yelled the photography students. "Taking pictures is art!"
"Look at me!" insisted one photography student. "Look at my flair for lighting and composition! Nothing could possibly ruin this sho-"
