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Hi, I'm Vince, and I'm here to introduce
you to the ShamWow!®!
ShamWow!® is guaranteed to knock your
socks off! It's like fucking magic!
If you spill a bottle of cola on the carpet,
ShamWow!® will suck it right the fuck out!
Holy fuck! Look at ShamWow!® soak that shit up!
Just when it looks like ShamWow!® can't hold
any more, it sucks up another fucking assload!
What the fuck?! My arm is totally fucking dry!
ShamWow!® is made in Germany
so you know it's not gonna be shitty!
Anyone who thinks ShamWow!® isn't
awesome is fucked in the head!
Don't be a dickwad! Order your ShamWow!® today!
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