Semi Trucks

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The wild Semitron truckion also called a Semi Truck is a very common beast that you can see running on the thing called a ¨ Freeway ¨ as you can safely watch them in a mystical witchcraft car. Semi Trucks are not very hostile and can be seen up very close often sleeping up to 4 hours a day that safely co-exist with the orange traffic cone.

Diet[edit]

The Semi trucks Diet often eat nothing and smell like the remnants of what it last drank to keep itself from turning into a pile of absolute

Garbage. The Semi Truck often drinks something called " Diesel" from a feeding store where they sleep while drinking what they consider Apple Juice.

History of the Semi Truck[edit]

The Semitron truckion was not known to exist from 2000 BC- all the way to 1898 when they were found by Alexander Winton as a animal that becomes a parasite forcing Horses or Dunkeys to pull them around as slaves.

In 1899 Winton sold one but to his surprise the Semi ate the buyer and said that ¨He did not like him.¨ In 1914 August Fruehauf made a Trailer and made the Semi Truck pull it around like it was a Slave.

A wild semi truck. old picture

Finally in the 1920s the Semi Truck evolved becoming the beast we know today that likes to drink diesel.