Sane women

She might be pretty sane, but she also might be your mother. Yuck! By the way, she also is unavailable.

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The sane women you are looking for do not appear to be available at this time.

Your standards may be too high. Have you considered opting for a non-standards compliant edition? Other women include sexy women and intelligent women. Editions hybridizing options in pairs have recently entered production.

In case of an immediate need for a sane woman, please try the following:

• Reload this page until sane women are available.
• Look in another country or at another website.
• Dress a male friend in a dress and give him a helium filled balloon.
• Give up and settle for one that isn't completely demented.
• Consider the fact that people have been searching for a sane woman for thousands of years; much like famous explorers of the past who sought the Holy Grail, the Fountain of Youth, or Europe, you too are doomed to failure.

"Once I thought that I had found a sane woman, sadly turned out she was only a mute." - Oscar Wilde