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Polly-friggin'-anna
Ding Dong!
Oh? Be right there!
Ding Dong! Ding Dong!
Yeah! Yeah!
Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Dingitty Dingitty Dong Dong Dong!
Coming! I'm coming! Geez...*opening door*...good moooooooorrrrnnIIINNNGGGGG?!?!
hi! ♥
dammit.
What'cha doin'?
Nothing. Now if you could just please lea---
What's this? Ew, gross. What is it what is it? Ewwwww.
Well, that's actually a---wait a minute.
Who the f--k is that kid?!?
*gasp*
Err...ummm...all right. this is not happening again. Never Again. All right! Let's take you back to your real houses!
...
*sigh* okay, I have no idea where that kid lives. Let's go Polly, you first.
Okay! But let me put on my hat first okay?!? I love my hat! Hat! Hat Hat H4T HATE MAT HAT!
fidgeting nervously
Oh my hat! teehee Teehee teeHee TEEhee TEEHEE!
sweating profusely
Ahhh! aaaH! AAAAAAHHHHH!
...
There. ♥
OK...I suppose we can go now. Umm...kid? Just...don't touch anything while we're gon---
DAMMIT Polly!
Oh my hat! teehee Teehee teeHee TEEhee TEEHEE!
DAMMIT Polly!
hi! ♥
DAMMIT Polly!
DAMMIT Polly!
*enraged and with the sun in your eyes you---*
SMACK!
*hit a tree branch*
No! DAMMI---.
THUD.
Oh my hat! teehee Teehee teeHee TEEhee TEEHEE! Ahhh! aaaH! AAAAAAHHHHH!