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Polly-friggin'-anna

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Ding Dong!

Oh? Be right there!

Ding Dong! Ding Dong!

Yeah! Yeah!

Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Dingitty Dingitty Dong Dong Dong!

Coming! I'm coming! Geez...*opening door*...good moooooooorrrrnnIIINNNGGGGG?!?!


Unlu kitap karakterler2 pollyanna 01.jpg

hi! ♥

dammit.

Unlu kitap karakterler2 pollyanna 01.jpg

What'cha doin'?

Nothing. Now if you could just please lea---

Pollyanna3.jpg

What's this? Ew, gross. What is it what is it? Ewwwww.

Well, that's actually a---wait a minute.

Pollyanna3 Mystery kid.JPG

Who the f--k is that kid?!?

Pollyanna3.jpg

*gasp*

Err...ummm...all right. this is not happening again. Never Again. All right! Let's take you back to your real houses!

Pollyanna3.jpg

...

*sigh* okay, I have no idea where that kid lives. Let's go Polly, you first.


Okay! But let me put on my hat first okay?!? I love my hat! Hat! Hat Hat H4T HATE MAT HAT!

fidgeting nervously

Oh my hat! teehee Teehee teeHee TEEhee TEEHEE!

sweating profusely

Ahhh! aaaH! AAAAAAHHHHH!

...


There. ♥

Pollyanna2.jpg


OK...I suppose we can go now. Umm...kid? Just...don't touch anything while we're gon---

Pollyanna3.jpg

DAMMIT Polly!

Pollyanna2.jpg

Oh my hat! teehee Teehee teeHee TEEhee TEEHEE!

DAMMIT Polly!


Unlu kitap karakterler2 pollyanna 01.jpg

hi! ♥

DAMMIT Polly!

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DAMMIT Polly!

*enraged and with the sun in your eyes you---*

SMACK!

*hit a tree branch*

Pollyanna unconscious.JPG

No! DAMMI---.


THUD.


Oh my hat! teehee Teehee teeHee TEEhee TEEHEE! Ahhh! aaaH! AAAAAAHHHHH!