Nicolae Ceaușescu
| Nicolae Ceaușescu | |
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| Political career | |
| Order | Symbol of Romanian Communism |
| Vice President | Romania |
| Term of office | 1963–1989 |
| Preceded by | Gheorghe Gheorghiu-Dej-Rej-Mej |
| Succeeded by | Position abolished |
| Political party | Communist |
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| Nationality | Romanian |
| Date of birth | 26 January 1918 |
| Place of birth | Romania, Romania |
| Date of death | A Long Long Time Ago |
| Place of death | Romania, Romania |
| First Lady | N/A |
Nicolae Ceaușescu. An impact he left behind? no-one ever speaks. A mysterious figure? You know it. Documentation about this individual is such an important essence in today's society though. Who even was this? General Secretary of Bulgaria or what? Look no further than this uncyclopedia article! For the truth is unveiled! It's Nicolae Ceaușescu! The man himself indeed! That same individual who lies in his grave while writing poems... yes. And shall I tell you all about him indeed... please... read along!
Early life[edit]
The eternally dark light through World War II between the foolish Nazis and the glorious Soviets was documented easily and hardly day by day by Generalissimo Nicolae himself to show all citizens of the world the dangers of such unneeded war and unwanted crime was put into place in Eastern Europe. Shortly after, he would go into exile where he had many years of psychological therapy to help himself and help the people of Romania transition to real communism later in his life.
Communist Romania[edit]
Nicolae was a strong supporter of the Romanian Revolution and, for the rest of his life, had at least some association with the then-communist government.
Leader of Romania[edit]
He became leader in 1963 and stopped being leader in 1989.
Death[edit]
Nicolae Ceaușescu died mysteriously in 1989. To be exact he died after he put on a condom since condoms were and are never allowed in Romania but since it was a condom, he is still alive.
Family Life[edit]
After his death, Romanian communism was officially disregarded and thus a democracy was born. The new democratic government stated a law where any website like Uncyclopedia couldn't make fun of them due to the lack of knowledge known about them. Such geniuses could only be able to stop our community from making jokes about them because most Americans wouldn't laugh about them at all.