Moon beam ice cream

Moon Beam Ice Cream Taking Off Your Blue Jeans Dancing in the Movies is widely regarded as the epicenter of melodical absence in place of defying gravity, a masterpiece of sensical lyrics wrapped in a medicinal wave of enigmatic material.

Origins and inspiration

Legend has it that Benson Boone conceived the idea while staring at the moonbeam that reflected off his half-melted ice cream cone, which had been inexplicably deposited on his lap during a midnight movie screening being projected onto a few tarps he purchased for $15 each. The sudden urge to simultaneously deposit his denim trousers onto the floor for an underpaid worker to clean up and engage in interpretive limb movements in the dim lights would spark what would soon become the most baffling song title since Passacaglia et Thema Fugatum.

The song

The track opens with a kind of nothing burger melody reminiscent of this article, like an ice cream piano slowly drifting into the abyss, followed by lyrics that describe an abstract process of undressing one's denim while vibrating to the rhythm of sun refracting light beams hitting a moon. The chorus is a euphoric invitation to dance barefoot among the popcorn kernels, throwing Levi's out the window like expired movie tickets.

Critical reception

People of all types hate the song, with it being described as "a waste of technological resources" and "disgraceful to the ears".

Cultural impact

Mean Boom dance parties are parties held by nobody nowhere, or by nob odies now here?

Fashion trends

Denim distributors have reported that sales in denim have gone up, but so have returns of jeans covered in "colorful and sweet stains".

Ice cream sales

Ice cream vendors report a sudden surge in sales during moon beaming hours, attributed by some to the song’s subconscious influence.

Trivia

Benson Boone apparently won't explain the meaning of moon beam— you get it, saying "if you have ice cream melting onto your taken off blue jeans while dancing in the movies, the drip pattern will spell the true meaning."

The song holds a record for the longest any song has been on repeat before it being turned off, coming in at 192 hours because of a software glitch that made it so you couldn't change it.

Some theories state that it's "an offering from the gods" and "to be taken as seriously as the birth of your first child."