Metal Gear (disambiguation)

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Solid Snake
The game with this guy, seen here when he's not hiding under a state-of-the-art cardboard box.

Metal gears are the normal state of affairs, outside Toys 'R' Us, where plastic gears are common. Wooden gears and chocolate gears have been tried and failed.

On Uncyclopedia, Metal Gear refers to one of several video games featuring as the protagonist a soldier-of-fortune named Solid Snake (pictured).

There are articles on the following:

  • Metal Gear Solid is the original, acclaimed for its cinematic tone, redundant dialog, and other things that critics rave about but gamers don't.
  • Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty is the sequel. Like most sequels, it is worse than the original, mostly owing to a new character named Raiden.
  • Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, the third game in the series, is set before the first two in time. "Snake Eater" was a crude sexual allusion the game exploited to maximum effect.
  • Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots features the return of Solid Snake, who tries to avoid detection by enemies who are virtually blind. The technical advance of this episode was to induce gamers to drop $200 on a new PS3 in order to play it.
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