Logan Paul
Logan Paul (born April 1st 1995) is a YouTube vlogger, known for his great humour, in fact, many say he can "knock them dead".
Early life[edit]
Logan Paul was born on April 1st 1995, and spent most of his days making vlogs on a channel called Zoosh, on this channel an earlier version of the Japanese Suicide Forest video was uploaded.
Career[edit]
Logan Paul's career was going fine until one fine winter's day, he was going for a merry stroll amongst nature. All was well, the birds were tweeting, the sun was shining, nobody was dead. Until, Logan came across a most dreadful sight, and was dead serious. This dreadful sight made him become the target of intense virtue signalling. He went into hiding, and lived on a desert island; he later realised that this was not a desert island, in fact it was 10 Downing Street.
But before this, he was very successful, starring in movies like The Fattening and having gay relationships with tiny people (but Logan himself can attest to the fact that he was not, in fact, small where it counts). You may wonder if Osama-senpai was a part of Logan Paul's career. You would be incorrect, God, don't be immature. It was Hitler. And Jake Paul was America (God bless his rotten soul). Hitler refused to name the Third Reich the Logang, so they split up after a short association, and many midget sex parties.
America/Jake Paul and Logan repeatedly recorded each other blowing up each other's fan bases using them sick raps, yo because of their hatred for white people. Unfortunately, they had large fan bases, and many supportive fan bases were unharmed. Except for the tiny children in the Logang, who saw Logan commit freaking suicide. They died from happiness, the lucky bastards.
Now for what happened that fateful day, After a week of randomly blowing Japanese men in Tokyo, Logan-san went to the SUICIDE FOREST (DUN DUN DUNNNN) for, as previously stated, a merry stroll. Suddenly, Hitler finally got his revenge for Logan stealing Dwarf Mamba from him. He shot himself near Logan, and Logan (thank god) fell for it and videoed Hitler's dead body, after having some fun wink wink. Logan was forced to flee, because people could now hate him without getting torn apart by the Logang. And thus ends his saga. (Man this was a terrible article)