List of Classic Doctor Who episodes/sandbox

The First Doctor

An After-birth Child	Two teachers investigate the reasons why their student, Susan, seems messed up.
The Dialects	The Doctor and his companions encounter a race of beautiful Aryans, and a race of disfigured mutants. No prizes for guessing who he sides with. It is a sight the Dialects will not forget in the many episodes that will follow.
The Egg of Destruction	The Doctor and his companions are trapped in the Tardis, trying to find out what a horrible smell coming from the fridge actually is.
Marco's Pole	Ian Chesterton gets to grips with a historical figure.
The Dales	Jamie McCrimmon is transported forward in time to the Yorkshire Dales to work on a farm.
The Quiche of Mary-ness	The Doctor and friends have tea with some middle class gays.
The Dialect Invasion of Eartha Kitt	The Dialect's plot a fiendish plan to take over the world through the medium of popular music.
The Chaise	Ian and Barbara spend 6 episodes chilling on a sofa in 18th Century France.
The Thyme Meddler	The Meddling Monk perverts the course of history by releasing microwave ready meals in the 11th Century abundant with his favourite herb.
The Dialect's Master Plane	This time the Doctor is really in for it. The Dialect's pursue him for twelve episodes through time and space in their new jazzed up Concorde. The Doctor takes a break for one episode entitled The Fist of Steven. This episode was burnt straight after broadcast due to its extreme graphic content.
The Masticater of St Bartholomew's Eve	Steven bites off more than he can chew when confronted with a double of the Dr.
The Celestial Boytaker	The Doctor, Steven and Dodo battle an omnipotent pedophile in a place outside of space and time!
The Gumfighters	The Doctor needs a dentist. Four episodes of route canal.
The Warm Machines	Doctor Who is required... bring him a blanket!
The Tent Planet	Polly tries to help Ben with his tent pole. She is unsuccessful, but luckily lots of guys in uniforms and even some Cyber-Men can more than rise to the occasion. The Doctor collapses in shock and... Regenerates!!!

The Second Doctor

Pooer of the Dialect's	On the planet Vulcan, the peaceful natives are unaware of the Dialect's fiendish plot to take over the planet by sabotaging their sewerage system.
The Highlenders	The Doctor re-encounters Jamie McCrimmon, who is now working as a mortgage advisor after tiring of life on the farm.
The Moon Face	Jamie and Ben drop their trousers in an attempt to scare off the evil Cyber-Men in their much anticipated return.
The Mac Terror	The Doctor encounters a colony of obsessive anoraks.
The Faece-less Ones	A desperate race of aliens harvest humanity of their rectums after an unfortunate accident left them unable to defecate.
Eva of the Dialects	Victoria Waterfield is held prisoner by the Dialects after she refuses to be the lead in their off-Broadway tour of Evita.
Womb of the Cybermen	The Doctor and Jamie must rescue Victoria after the Cyber-Controller kidnaps her in an attempt to breed a new race of Cyber-Men.
The Abominable Showman	A Buddhist monk forces the Doctor and his friends to endure 6 episodes of his poor stand-up routine.
The Wheel in Spain	Who can stop the Cyber-Men's traveling fare, featuring their deadly Ferris Wheel, from destroying all of Barcelona (Brixton doubles for Barcelona.) Enter feisty librarian Zoe Heriot!
He Dominates 'er	Jamie's not happy with Zoe's feminist and overbearing personality. Time to show her who's boss.
The Mind Rubber	The Master Brain has plans for the Dooctor, but the Doctor insists on using protection.
The Scrote-ons	On the planet of the giant ball sacs, the Doctor and Jamie begin to feel very insignificant. Only Zoe holds the key to their escape, and the key is in her pants...
The Space-Pie Rapes	A series of horrendous sexual attacks lead the Dr and his friends to a mysterious intergalactic bakery.
The Whore Games	Zoe is captured and forced to work in a brothel in the heart of Nazi Germany. Or is she? As the Dr and Jamie investigate, they find massage parlours and saunas from numerous periods of Earth history. This can only be the work of the evil Whore Chief. The Time Lords intervene, but Jamie and Zoe are so mentally scarred from the incident they repress all knowledge of the Dr and are sent off by the Time Lords to recover. The Dr is then forced to... Regenerate!!!

The Third Doctor

Smear Test from Space	Liz Shaw is recruited by UNIT as the newly-regenerated Dr lies in hospital. Before she can start work however, the Brigadier insists she undergoes a full physical, little does she know its really the Brig himself behind that gynecologist's mask...
Doctor Who, and Sil Urinates	From the planet Thoros Beta, reptilian alien Sil terrorises London when his water tank explodes. Meanwhile, the Doctor takes Liz for a ride in his new pimped-up car.
In Fur? No!	Liz leaves UNIT to join PETA. Whilst the Brig shaves off his moustache after an incident where "something" got in his eye forcing him to wear an eye patch. Well, everyone knows a 'tache is a sure sign of a raving mo!
Terror of the Autos	The Doctor has a new assistant, Jo Grant. He takes her for a ride in Bessie, leading to a harrowing 4 episodes as he terrorises her in the back seat. Afterward, he claims it was just the Master in disguise, honest!
Colonoscopy in Space	The Time Lords send the Doctor on a mission... emergency bowel surgery ensues.
The Dame-ones	The Doctor is not impressed when the demonic Azal is even camper than he is.
Dai of the Dialect's	The Dialect's use a time bomb to annihilate all of Wales. No one cares.
The Cruise of Peladon	Jo is all dolled up for a night out with Mike Yates, Mike declines her offer and instead is whisked off by the Doctor for a tour of Peladon's seedy underworld...
He-She Devils	A far right Christian group on one side, a transsexual rights parade on the other. UNIT and the Doctor are smack in the middle....
Carnival of Man Stars	A peep show, a sailor, and a polari-talking old queen. What could possibly happen?
Front, Rear, In Space	Draconian? Far from it! These reptilian aliens sure know how to have a good time!
Ban-it of the Dialects'	Daily Mail reading Dialects want to ban immigration, can the Doctor stop them?
The Genre Death	More escapades in Wales. UNIT encounter an ecological rights group. Jo thinks this "Doctor Stranded on Earth" genre has had its day, and as such leaves.
The Times Warrior	Sarah Jane Smith is a journalist. She's never gonna make it into the broadsheets though. Not without the help of a murderous, horny, war-hungry Sontaran, anyway... Meanwhile, the Doctor needs to escape from the villanous Irongroin!
Invasion of the Dino-Sores	Sarah and Doctor must find the cure for a prehistoric strain of herpes, before Sarah herself falls victim!
The Monster of Pele's Dong	The Doctor and Sarah had just found the cure, but something happened after they applied the treatment to a certain well-known footballer. This was one mutation they were not counting on...
Planet of the Hivers	He can run, he can hide, but he can't escape. The Hivers ravish the Doctor, and force him to... Regenerate!!!

The Fourth Doctor

Rob-bot	The Doctor learns to jump rope and do tricks with a yo-yo. He even manages to impress a robot.
The Sontaran Ex-Merriment	Sarah Jane's ex-boyfriend, Linx, returns. He's not happy she dumped him to travel with the Doctor!
Genital Cysts of the Dialects	The Time Lords send the Doctor and company to the start of Dialect history. Their mission? Use the prehistoric virus they discovered to halt the creation of the Dialects. But does Davros even have any reproductive organs hiding in his chair?
Rev. Gene and the Cybermen	The Reverend Gene Barker tries to cure the macho Nancy's of their deviant ways.
Terror of the Zygotes	An IVF clinic is bombed by religious fanatics.
Pyramids of Ma's	Sarah and the Doctor encounter Ma, an evil female Osiran known for her large triangular bosoms.
The Bra in Morbius!	Sarah and the Doctor have defeated Ma and taken her bra as a trophy. The Doctor shows it off to Morbius, a renegade Time Lord, who gets it stuck in his nasal passage after having a good sniff when he thought no one was looking.
The Masque of Man-Drag-Whore	An evil sex-crazed drag queen has the Doctor and Sarah in his grasp! Can our heroes escape?
The Hand-job of Fear	"I'm not touching that, its all cold and gravelly!" Sarah tells Eldrad, and storms off in a huff.
The Deadly Ass Sin	The Time Lords don't approve of what the Doctor and the Master have been up to...
The Face is Vile	Or so Leela thinks. The Doctor kidnaps her, and he will make her love him!
The Tampons of Wang Chung	"Everybody have fun!" screams crazed lead vocalist of the popular 80s band. He has Leela in his grasp and will force the Sevateem Warrior Woman to submit to him. Not if the Doctor can get there first. However, he still hasn't had her himself yet.
The Invisible Enema	The Doctor finally enters Leela...!
The Son Makers	On a planet where a disease has led all the local women to only bear daughters, the men gang rape Leela, in the hope she will produce a son for them.
Underwear	The Doctor goes shopping for some sexy knickers for Leela.
The Reebok Operation	The quest for the Key to Time has begun! Romana becomes entangled with a foot fetishist, and must find out which pair of trainers is the first Key before it's too late.
The Pirated Planet	The Doctor and Romanna discover a group of nerds bootlegging Doctor Who episodes with Netflix. Can they discover which pirated DVD is the Key to Time?
Stoned in Blood	The Doctor and Romana's quest for the next segment to the key to time takes them to the lair of some hippies with Hematolagnia!
The Armageddon Fat Corr	Andrea Corr piles on the pounds after her solo album flops, and plans the destruction of the whole planet!
Desk Tidy of the Dialects	Those diabolical Dialects plan to take over the universe again! But Davros insists they tidy his office first.
Nightmare of Hedon	The Doctor and Romana land on the planet Hedon, named for its hedonistic culture. The natives think of some interesting uses for K-9...
The Porn of Simon	Someone has been doing something disgusting with Hasbro toys, the Doctor and Romana investigate...
Nada	This episode does not exist.
Creature from the Pits	Romana goes for a jog and doesn't shower afterward.
The Leisure Hive	No explanation required.
Stoat of Decay	Romana and the Doctor throw rotting animal corpses at Adric. Well, you would wouldn't you?
Warriors' Gay	Romana wants to stay in E-space with the Tharils. The Tharils are more interested in Adric.
The Peeper of Traken	The Doctor lands on the planet Traken, but is an old enemy watching him in the shower?
Logopolish	Only a planet of Eastern European Immigrants can save the universe from destruction! The Doctor also... Regenerates!!!

The Fifth Doctor

Gastro-vulgar	The Doctor's regeneration is complicated by bowel problems, requiring frequent stops in the Zero Room.
Bored 'till Doomsday	A race of frogs travel in a spaceship for 80,000 years, with a very limited range of inflight entertainment.
Kindle	Adric buys a Kindle from Amazon, only to discover his account has been hacked.
Clamidia	Tegan discovers what evil lurks within her body
The VD Action	Tegan almost lets loose a pandemic in London
Back Orifice	When he is not behind a mask, the Doctor bats for the other side
Earthschlock	ADRIC DIES !!!!!!!
Time Shite	In revenge against British Airways, the Doctor recovers their loss-making airliner.
Art of Incontinence	Gallifrey's barriers against anti-matter are found to be located in an Amsterdam crack joint.
Snakedunce	When first broadcasted in 1983, the Mara infected characters were said to have inspired the New Romanticism movement.
Mawdryn Unspellable	Mawdryn tries to impersonates the Doctor - "pay no attention to the pulsating brain coming out of my skull", he tells Tegan and Nyssa.
Touch Minors	The Doctor visits a hospital where the radiology department being run by a paedophile nine foot Scottish terrier.
Impotence	A intergalactic sailing race takes place between celestial eternals who hope to become permanent beings through winning a stash of viagra.
The King's Deviants	The Master tries to insert into the Magna Carta a law legalising beastiality.
Wearers of the Dress	T he Sea Devils, Silurians and a pantomime named Mr. Snuffleupagus put on a drag act.
Away Wanking	After two stories, still no sign where Kamelion is.
Frontal	The last settlement of humans have their clothing removed by giant telekinetic skaters.
Retardation of the Dialects	The Dialects ask Davros for a cure to a disease that causes them to emit string-in-a-can secretions.
Planet of Fakes	The Doctor visits Lanzarote, and Sarn, a planet that looks a lot like Lanzarote.
Caves of Am-I-So-Horny	Well, you would be if you saw Peri's cleavage having lived in a cave with nothing but androids, hairy mercs, and giant bats for company. It would be enough to make you....Regenerate!

The Sixth Doctor

The Twin Disaster	The Doctor strangles Peri. John Nation Turner strangles the Doctor.
Snack of the Cyberman	The Cybermen invade the refrigerated tombs of the Cryons in order to steal their ice cream.
Vangelis on Varos	Every time the Governor of Varos is defeated in a plebiscite, he is subjected to a torrent of Greek electronic music.
Terror of the Nerdoid	The Doctor finds himself face-to-face with his most terrifying enemy yet: his new companion, Mel O' Drama!
The Ultimate Blow	The Doctor is put on trial for cocaine trafficking, but an intentional overdose causes him to...regenerate!...offscreen.

The Seventh Doctor

Time and the Tweety	The Doctor encounters his old foe, the Tweety.
Parasite Sour	After eating a suspicious-looking salad, the Doctor is attacked by his most deadly enemy so far, the tapeworm.
Delta and the Banana-man	The Doctor and Mel are pursued through time and space by Ken Dodd!
Dragonforce	The Doctor becomes trapped in a mosh pit at a Dragonforce concert and must be rescued by his new companion Ace, a time-travelling pet detective.
Dismemberance of the Dialects	Can the Doctor defeat a new race of handicapped Dialects, or will they succeed in their plan to ban stairs, and finally become the supreme beings?
The Crappiness Parole	The TARDIS arrives on a dystopian planet run by Bertie Basset.
The Greatest Blow in the Galaxy	In this sequel to 'The Ultimate Blow',
Reprisal	While on holiday to visit his inlaws, the Doctor is attacked by old nemesis the Master (played by Elmer Fudd).