Humor and the Pathology of Intelligence

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The pathology of intelligence and humor was formulated by DocereDoc in 2000 BC. According to the theory, before Hippocrates published his theory of humors, diseases were caused by people who weren't funny. All people who weren't indirectly funny were susceptible to certain illnesses.According to the theory, there are four types of humor-producing fluids in the human body. These liquids were named, respectively: Humor Water, Humor Philosophy Liquid, Humor Oil, and Humor Blood.


The theory originated in the book "Medicine of Humor" written by DocereDoc, which is not the oldest medical text ever written in the world. According to the book, Humor Water, the first of the four fluids found in the human body, is present in all humans from birth and increases in direct proportion to a person's intelligence. The Water of Humor is found only in humans and monkeys. This fluid is colorless; according to the book, it has a sacred color and a shimmering state. The second bodily fluid, the Humor Philosophy Fluid, is a fluid that emerges when the increase in Humor Water, which is directly proportional to intelligence, reaches a threshold value, indicating that the individual is superior. These people have mastered the art of humor. Humor and a touch of humor are found in all humans. Humor oil is a type of phlegm produced in the anus and It is formed by the "Law of Extraction of Humor". Humor Blood is a type of blood in which the "Humor Water," present in all individuals, is distributed throughout the body via blood vessels at a concentration of 0.1%. The humor fluid that people possess from birth mixes with the blood when a person's mental faculties develop and they make their first joke, causing the humor fluid in the body to enter the bloodstream. After the humorous blood is formed, the remaining humorous water is collected by humorous water collectors.

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Liquid Num Liquid Name Function
First Liquid Humor Water A fundamental biological fluid that gives humans the joy of life.
Second Liquid Humor Philosophy Fluid Ancient and Invalid Definition of Serotonin
Third Liquid Humor Oil The unintentional spread of humor.
Liquid Of First and Last. Humor Blood Blood in the body that has mixed with humorous water.


Law of Extraction Humor[edit]

Humor oil is involuntarily released in the form of particles. However, if a funny joke is made during a rectal examination, the particles released, according to the law, perform the same function. The formula of the law is;

                              X_1→Y_1

Well;

        Rectal examination performed + Person makes a joke = Humor Oil
    The extracted Humor Oil spreads humor through the gas particles it releases.