How To Be Neither Stupid Nor Funny, Just Terrible
In the beginning, a user guide was created. This article advises that Wikipedians who enter the lands of Uncyclopedia forsake their stupidity for such feeble things as "being funny" and "not cluttering the pages". This suggestion is, of course, blasphemous. As is the order of things, a parody of the guide was created. It advised the Wikipedians on The One True Way. Many followed these teachings, and soon, peace was restored.
...except it wasn't.
Because there always has to be one idiot. One person who attempts to combine the two perfectly balanced, incredibly normal pages, and inadvertently caused The End Of The World™.
That idiot is me.
(Disclaimer: If any wikispace-time tears occur in the near future, I was never here.)
Fundamentals of Terribleness[edit]
Being terrible is quite difficult if you don't have a natural affinity for awfulness. However, unlearning the use of language that falls into the range of "above rat level but below godly knowledge" is an important first step. Make sure that no other human being can understand you. MAKE IT SO YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOURSELF.
Examples:[edit]
Take a normal sentence, such as:
"Hello, how are you?"
"This article should be deleted."
and/or
"Everything is terrible."
The above is completely untrue. Very few are born with the valuable skill of being terrible. For most, it is something learned through rigorous training. Only the best and the brightest have the ability to be terrible, awful, and no-good overall.