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HowTo talk:Be a Rebel at Work
I don't know why, but I could imagine this article as something more like a Charles Atlas ad, with something like the Patented James Dean Dynamic Office Tension System (TM) to help beef up those 98 pound weaklings and help them stand up to the big bully, ie the Boss, and never have sand kicked into the former 98 pound weaklings' faces again. I can picture testimonials, and the ad giving too much of the Patented James Dean Dynamic Office Tension System (TM) secrets away. Would it be a good idea for someone to implement this, or does anyone have any better ideas (including keeping/huffing the present one)? --Shambles 07:39, 31 December 2007 (UTC)