HowTo:Beat the Dead Horse/Cat
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Beating the dead cat is better than beating the dead fly but still isn't much fun. Once again, you need to do this if you want to beat the dead horse later on.
How to Beat the Dead Cat[edit]
This is easy - once again, beat it with your hands or a stick. Practice, practice, practice, it makes perfect and than beat an animal that's more easier to beat, such as a Dog.