HowTo:Beat the Dead Horse/Cat
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HowTo:Beat the Dead Cat
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How to Beat the Dead Cat
This is easy - once again, beat it with your hands or a stick. Practice, practice, practice, it makes perfect and than beat an animal that's more easier to beat, such as a Dog.