Garry's Mod

A picture of "Garry The Larry", note how it goes hard as FUCKKKKK

Garry's Mod, commonly shortened to "Gmod", is a video game made by Facepunch Studios Made in 2003 (Predating Half-Life 2) and published by Valve Software. As suggested by the title, the game revolves around "Garry" (Full name 'Garry The Larry' ingame) and finding all 7 of his mods.

Gameplay

Garry's Mod revolves around its amazing physics engine, which allows you to place Half-Life 2 characters in many sex positions. But the game is a First Person Shooter and RPG Collectathon. The player cannot jump, as he is incapacitated by those pesky broken legs.

Plot

You start in BUMFUCK NOWHERE, RUSSIA (Or as claimed by a Russian prisoner). You're being sent to jail, but you find what is known as a "Crows Big Long Bar". You break out of prison and find that the world is invaded by the "Scary Air" (???)

This is what the Mingebags look like. Get that fuckin' Zero Point Field Manipulator out of your damn crotch!

You eventually find Garry, where he tasks you to find all 7 Mods (Hence, Garry's Mod). After the first 5, a "Mingebag" colony invades earth and temporarily slows down progress. All hell breaks loose, chaos ensues.

Once you finally get all of the Mods, you have to run through the streets. Afterwards, you find Garry in his Not-so-secret base. He thanks you before using all 7 Mods to harness godlike powers.

Cut Content

There was planned to be a 3-minute porn video at the end of the game, but the developers reserved it for the sequel, Garry's Mod 2: Power and Sex of the Dickthrobber Legend.