Game:Zork3/youdead

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 Am I dead? Score: 4000 Moves: 8


Ohh! You dead, man MMM i know that's right.

You are teleported to the nondescript room again with a pile of teacups balanced in your hands. The Grue is still there and it stares at you. You know that if you move even one millimetre you will drop a teacup. You hold your breath so you can't move.

Unfortunately, you faint from being deprieved of oxygen. The Grue dances on your chest and until your bellybutton bursts and makes a blood fountain.



*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)


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