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 Porn DVD Score: 47080 Moves: 20

As you fire up the DVD, the police come round and beat you to death for possessing offensive material.

*** Mama mia! ***

It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):