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 Porn DVD Score: 47080 Moves: 20

As you fire up the DVD, the police come round and beat you to death for possessing offensive material.

*** Died you have ***

To start over would you like, a saved position restore, or this session of Zork 3 end? (RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT type):