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 TOTAL OWNZORATION Score: 700 Moves: 3

> attack both cities

Fireing your rockets at the eurg city and your light cannon at the grue city, you get the cities to declare war on each other. Obviously, the eurgs win. You have enough time for one attack on their city.
> look

The eurgs are eating the carasses of the grues. The distance between the erug city and you is exactly 5 miles and 1 inch.
> wait

5 minutes later...
> look

The eurgs are celebrating in their city. Remember, you have a 5 mile and 1 inch distance between the city and you. You have power for 1 erug burnination attack.