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 On Teleporting Score: 800 Moves: --

Yes, I suppose I could, but...

  1. It would be an abuse of my powers as a Zork narrator.
  2. Super-Admin would know it was me and set the grues on me.
  3. I want a good speedy chase, and I'm sure you do, too.