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Together we get into the hot rod, but it guzzles too much gas and stops before we can get out of the driveway. It turns out to be very old as well, and it asplodes. I don't die because I'm the narrator, I just make more pages, but you do. Sorry about that, but I just have to do it.

*** You got screwed ***

Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):