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Zork 3

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 Go by Grue Score: 3000 Moves: 13

You are so stupid, I'm suprised you got this far. You must have cheated.


*** Died you have ***


To start over would you like, a saved position restore, or this session of Zork 3 end? (RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT type):