Game:Zork3/retailer

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 Game retailers shop in Kyoto Score: 3003 Moves: 13

It's very dark in the game retailers shop. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

You ask the man at the counter for the latest Famitsu PS2. You say something random like: "Famitsu Daioh Takahara Kiji?" (Which means: Oh great king, can you rub some poo in my face?) Needless to say, the man rubs poo in your face.

The man turns out to be a Slaad, and he tells you he's an enormous fan of Oscar Wilde.


> Adding 'Oscar Wilde' to a page doesn't necessarily make the page better


Needless to say, it eats you.


*** You've given up the ghost***


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