Game:Zork3/mountainbypublictransport

Zork 3

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Taking the Bus to the Mountain	Score: 77	Moves: 8
> use public transport Luckily for you, The Great Underground Empire now offers a free shuttle-bus service for adventurers going from the White House to the Mountain. There is a shuttle waiting by the pick-up point. > board shuttle You board the shuttle-bus. As it drives away, you notice something odd about the driver. He's hairy and box-shaped. Oh no! He's a grue who has eaten the driver. This bus is full of n00bs! They have not yet mastered extreme sarcasm. > use extreme sarcasm You use extreme sarcasm, killing every living thing in a ten-metre radius. The grue understandably dies. So do the noobs. The thing is though... who's driving the bus? > drive bus You take the controls of the bus, and drive it to the mountain. You crash it into a ditch. Its fuel tanks explode. Maybe you should take some driving lessons. Leap from the wreckage Die in a blazing inferno