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Zork 3
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You decide it would be best not to waste time. You head straight for the castle, err... I mean building. It'll take awhile, so you get comfortable.
> GrzzzLOOK
Okay... Um, beneath you is a wide exspanse, with some antennas, large towers, and the occasional Clinja.
> GehhhhtellLOCATIONofRESISTANCE
You should know what it is! Wait.. H4X0RZ!
The rocket quickly dropped a nuculear bomb on the towers. Back to normal, hearing the cries of nerds, you smile. Nerds deserve to die.
Soon, you get there. You decide to land.
> Land
Land where?
> Umm.. Look for good positions
There is a pack of Radioactive ClinjaBears guarding a field full of corn, The L33T Hammer Broz. on a hill, And a old lady in the front post, right in front of the door.
Perhaps you can kill them...
> inv
Pants
Jet/Robot with weapons:
1 nuke
MG's with 50,000 bullets
Lightbeam
Electric Knowledge
Egg Powers
MSP: 20,000
HP: 1000
EXTREEME SARCASM!
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